And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

I have no idea how two people take each others' jeans off at precisely the same time. I think it involves an extra dimension.
-- arabel

celtic_tiger: I admit I only skimmed [this story], but is he giving the lightsaber a bj in the end?
uberbitsch: wouldn't that sear through your head, rendering you decidedly derived of life?
arabel: That's the idea -- he gives the lightsaber a bj while it's turned off, then turns it on to commit suicide. Oh the wangst! *sporfle*
uberbitsch: oh. well that's just shit. now if he'd choked on a mouthful of cum... THAT would be a GOOD suicide...
arabel: I can just see Obi-Wan waking up with a dead padawan on his crotch...

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