Amanda Sharpe (amandathegreat) wrote in metaquotes,
Amanda Sharpe
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Poor flemco is watching the debates....

Okay, the question was: Mr. President, what would you say to an American whose job you allowed to go overseas?
Dubya: "Americans need to be smarter than company workers overseas."
Kerry: "Let's stop outsourcing and give jobs back to Americans."

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Bush: "Our job, as government, is to stand side by side with you, not tell you how to live your lives!"
ME: SPIT-TAKE EXTRAORDINAIRE!

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Question: Is being gay a choice?
BUSH: "I don't know."
KERRY: "No."
ME: Woo!

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BUSH: "Healthcare costs are high because doctors are not caught up with today's technology!"
ME: FUCK YOU! YOU TRY RIGGING A GODDAMNED DIGITAL STAND-UP MRI TO GIVE JPG FILES AT 7500 PIXELS OVER VPN! FUCK! YOU!

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Thought: I am watching a sitting president shit himself on live TV.
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