We were discussing Jimmy Fallon on Ellen this morning. I commented that he may physically be 30, but mentally, he's 12. And I wondered if that made me a pedophile.
"He's soooooo cute. I totally know what you mean about him being 12 in his head. My sister prefers the theory that he's constantly on crack."
My sister, who doesn't use LJ yet comments through mine (don't ask):
"He's a twelve-year-old on crack. And you're all pedophiles."