And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

misstoric: Y'know I think Dorian Gray would be the best [Mary] Sue antidote we could find. He's pretty enough and charming enough to seduce them and immoral enough to utterly destroy their lives. He'd probably even make a game of it. "Let's see, Aliana Selena Pureheart, gave her syphilis. Rayvn Shadow Darkhope, got her hooked on opium, she's working the streets of London now. Sakura Shimmerysparkle, dumped her, caused her to go mad. Luthanalanaas Greenleaf, hell, she was so annoying I just bashed her skull in within two minutes." I for one would like to see that.

greekhoop: And now that League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen is out, I'm sure we will. *sigh*

misstoric: *Sighs as well* Don't I know it. With luck they'll go for the non comic male.

greekhoop: That's true, but Dorian was awfully OMGOMG SUCH A BISHIE! I'm sure we'll have plenty of noble and brave Sues joining the League (despite having no basis in Western literature, because... Well, gawd! Who has time to, like, read books and stuff?) and reforming him and turning him into a nice house husband with 2.5 kids and a big house in the suburbs and a white picket fence and... *head explodes*

misstoric: Ten bucks says we'll get an artist Sue who fixes the painting and makes him all nice and fluffy.

greekhoop: What's that funny buzzing sound? It sounds like something spinning at 40,000 RPMs. Weird, it's coming from Oscar Wilde's grave...
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