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Updates have been on the decline recently. I can only hope that it is due to my sleeping schedule and not because my life is slowly slipping into the realm of the non-situation comedy. You see I have been sleeping like a log with insomnia for the last week and it's finally beginning to take a toll on my usually robust physical state. As a result I am incapable of doing anything but make tasteless jokes and threaten innocent bystanders.
So, to make sure everyone knows I'm still disrupting work at every opportunity, I'm going to leave you all with the newest rule: When the last orders bell is sounded throughout the bar it is not my cue to bellow, "that's movie sign!" and run through every door in the establishment as fast as I possibly can.
Addition: ...nor will I coerce others into doing the same.
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