Assault Rifles: My stance is simple. Unless you’re planning on going over to a war-torn country and taking out the bad guys, Rambo-style, YOU DON'T NEED A FUCKING ASSAULT RIFLE, RETARD! Can’t you just kill your entire family using a hand-gun? [...] Unless you have about 16 kids, I don’t see how swift bursts of gunfire is going to make that much of a difference. If you think it’s going to be hard, drug them or knock them out first. Besides, handguns are cheaper and you can get them at Wal-Mart. If you’re going to kill people, at least be economically rational about the whole thing.