Trebeck: Ok, the final category is, you know what? *tears it in half* Just write a letter, any letter at all. An A, a B, or how about a C?
Trebeck: Ok, let's see what you wrote. George Bush wrote the number 5.
Bush: Aha, the letter 5 my friend.
Trebeck: No, 5 is a number.
Bush: I... can't read or write.
Trebeck: We know.
Trebeck: George Bush drew a picture of an eye.
Bush: Well i is a letter, isn't it?
Trebeck: Are you American or retarded?
(Thank you, celebrity Jeapordy. Now, if only Sean Connery were running in the election.)