hardvice: (In point of fact, we are both the pitcher. Bit of a problem there, but easily resolved with liberal applications of Rock, Paper, Scissors.)
rfjason: Or a good 69.
hardvice: Or a good 138.
rfjason: LOL GAY MATH HUMOR
hardvice: LOLZ BECAUSE IT IS DINNER FOR FOUR
rfjason: GAY. IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER.
hardvice: COCK: THE OTHER FLESH-TONED MEAT.