Derrida has died.
I s'pose he's really going to be deconstructed now.
OK, I think I can do better than that.
SUBJECT: Derrida, Jacques
FINDINGS: After considerable deconstruction of the subject, the coroner was able to remove various layers of tissue and gain multiple perspectives on the state of the deceased. The cause of death is subjective but according to the coroner's reality appears to be pancreatic cancer.
SIGNED: The coroner wrote this report but did not author its meaning and thus refuses to sign it.