[While discussing whether or not they'd have to go to work if Scranton got nuked.]
digitalodyssey: Yes, but then we'd be dead.
trollprincess: Hey, you'd be dead. I live outside of the blast radius. I'd just get radiation poisoning.
digitalodyssey: Then you'd grow extra arms.
trollprincess: Well, not me, but my kids would. And what's so bad about that? That's not necessarily a bad thing. Think about how easy it would be to juggle.
[long pause as I nod solemnly]
digitalodyssey: Oddly enough, you have a point.