I don't kneel before my Gods. I dance with them. (baisleac) wrote in metaquotes,
I don't kneel before my Gods. I dance with them.
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from cindyjade, with permission.

"I HAVE MADE GRAND CULINARY DISCOVERY!!!!!!!!1

and it is this: if you heat up bread in such a way it becomes a firmer, crunchier, crumblier version of itself. it becomes: blackened burnt GOODNESS.

and there are many things you can do with this new incarnation of bread! YES THERE IS. one might apply an appropriately sized THICK THICK THICK THICK layer of yellow grease or some sort of frooty jam. there is also the sprinkling of sugary cinnamon crystals and the ever popular sopping of one's bowl of TASTELESS oatmeal w/ said invention (making it slightly soggy but still edible!)

why yes i am a genius. and yes, i do need to go grocery shopping"
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