4:30 AM - wake up
4:45 AM - eat breakfast. breakfast composes of dry cereal and orange juice. it is a breakfast of champions. who is a champion? ME because
4:50 AM - i type my essay last minute as it is due today at 8 in the morning and
5:54 AM - an hour later, I am done I AM CHAMPION I OWN YAY I WIN
I really need to stop busting this shit on myself. Now I shall go roll in victory.