John Foster Dulles (penguin_nazi) wrote in metaquotes,
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From cacahuate with urging permission


My internal organs are feuding again. My uterus spent all morning playing practical jokes on my bladder -- including, notably, the one where it tells my bladder it has something on its shirt and then smacks my bladder in the face. This seems to have made my bladder very angry, though, as it's now stabbing my uterus repeatedly with an olive fork.

*dies slowly*
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