Anna (jean_prouvaire) wrote in metaquotes,
Anna
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Who wants to see Cheney eat a kitten?

Edwards: Ah'm charming.
Cheney: I WILL EET YOR SOUL.
Edwards: Well, um, anyway, I really feel that in the matter of -
Cheney: You're wrong.
Edwards: But, see, the thing is -
Cheney: The thing is you're wrong. And Bush rulez.
Edwards: But...we're spending trillions of dollars on -
Cheney: So wrong. No words for how wrong. Can't even express it.
Edwards: And - and no one has a job -
Cheney: Nah-uh. (does the Talk to the Hand thing)
Edwards: I...I...
Cheney: I served under 19 Presidents. I was George Washington's stable boy. Ergo, I win.
Edwards: ...
Cheney: And you're still wrong. About everything. Your name isn't even really John.
Edwards: *headdesk*
Me: *cries*

--la_petite_singe, on the Vice-Presidential Debate.
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