Kassandra Fireborn (fireborn) wrote in metaquotes,
Kassandra Fireborn

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emisi talks about car compensation:

You know how a jacked-up truck usually means you have a sexual dysfunction problem, and a Hummer means you have a little weenie? I guess a jacked-up Hummer means that you have a penis the size of a pencil eraser and don't know how to use it, huh? I laughed SO hard when I saw that on the highway today. The guy must be totally oblivious if he doesn't realize that everyone's laughing at his truck. Anonymous Tiny Weenie Man, wherever you are, thank you so much for the good laugh.

trebro knows that admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery:

Several minutes ago, I had on my desk, in order of aquizition:

an iced tea
a bottle of water
an iced coffee
apple cider

all of which were in various stages of completion.

Clearly, I may have a drinking problem.
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