I'm not a real person, but I play one on LJ... (diannelamerc) wrote in metaquotes,
I'm not a real person, but I play one on LJ...
diannelamerc
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Keeping a straight face can be so hard sometimes...

aka Workplace Broom Closety Conversations

"Does that thing really work? If you hold it over a map, can you find a witch?" *pointing to quartz point hanging on cubicle wall* "Like on Charmed."

"Gosh, I don't know. I've never tried." Because I'm not about to peg myself as a witch by scrying at work thankyouverymuch. (Not only that, but with all the ooky vibes wandering around this place, not without dunking that thing in some water and sea salt for at least a week.)

-- obnoxious cow-orker and tinagilman
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