Edwards: (totally cursing the speechwriter that came up with the phrase) Umm... Haliburton!
Cheney: ... I hate you like cancer.
Edwards: I have a dreamy smile.
Cheney: I have a pacemaker.
Edwards: Let's talk about the fact that I am totally the new hotness and this here is a geriatric rider of apocalypse.
Cheney: John...there is something I must tell you before we go any further.
Cheney: John...I am your father.
Gwen: if you two fuckers are quite done dicking around?
Candidates: (point at Doqz, intimating it's all his fault.)
Doqz: (defensively) I've had a LOT of apple juice and donuts.
Doqz: ... I'll be good.
-- doqz (the whole thing is here!)