And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

Cheney: I said Saddam was a terror linchpin. Terror is not synonymous with 9/11. Also Kerry is a total pussy. Global test? Hahahahaha. I am going to make you eat this for the next month!

Edwards: (totally cursing the speechwriter that came up with the phrase) Umm... Haliburton!

Cheney: ... I hate you like cancer.

Edwards: I have a dreamy smile.

Cheney: I have a pacemaker.

Edwards: Let's talk about the fact that I am totally the new hotness and this here is a geriatric rider of apocalypse.

Cheney: John...there is something I must tell you before we go any further.

Edwards: Yeah?

Cheney: John...I am your father.

Edwards: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (how's my hair? Still good? Oh, thank God) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!1!!

Gwen: if you two fuckers are quite done dicking around?
Candidates: (point at Doqz, intimating it's all his fault.)
Gwen: (stares)
Doqz: (defensively) I've had a LOT of apple juice and donuts.
Gwen: (stares)
Doqz: ... I'll be good.

-- doqz (the whole thing is here!)
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