In the News...
A major headline on Yahoo this morning...Britney Spears confirms that she is not a virgin, only shocking the hell out of a man who has been living in a cave for the past fifty years.
In other news, the man who had been living in a cave for the past fifty years who had come out just a few short months ago and had successfully re-intergrated himself back into society, died this morning at his computer after clicking on the popular search engine, "Yahoo".
There are reasons Moobie should not listen to Steven Tyler singing things like "I want to wrap you in rubber."
and from the Moobster again:
Dinner with MoobieMom
MoobieMom: Psst! Those people just left...reach over there and grab their bread basket!
Moobie: Woman, have you no social graces?
MoobieMom: No! And I'm proud of it!
And finally, from yshyn (whose user name needs to be asier to spell *grins and ducks*
AND WHY THE HELL CAN'T I FIND ANY NON-SLASH FICS REGARDING CERTAIN MALE CHARACTERS!!
For god's sake, girls, have you not heard of platonic friendships. Eesh.