-it's a thing -is it? (darketherdream) wrote in metaquotes,
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Excerpts from a painfully amusing post by ann_septimus.


... so, you think "I'm a capable college student - of COURSE I can cut an apple and talk at the same time"...

Fingerprints grow back, right?

According to the doctor, this kind of cut "bleeds like stink", and honestly, I'm still trying to figure out what that means. And so I got a big bandage, a stack of gauze, and an instruction-care sheet that begins with the words "you have lost the tip of your finger".
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