You see, after the hurricanes, the reptiles and amphibians got together and decided that they were going to reclaim Florida. After all, who would want to live in this humid swamp but a bunch of frogs, lizards and snakes.
Last night I was getting undressed in my bedroom and I felt eyes upon me . . .
You got it, a frog. Stuck to my window like a glob of spit, staring at me with those enigmatic amphibian eyes. I think it was trying to decide if I was a good spot to lay some eggs. They want to impregnate me so I give birth to flipper-footed babies with clammy skin.
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