Warning: Runs with Scissors (fallofrain) wrote in metaquotes,
Warning: Runs with Scissors
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No guacamole, please.

From chozo: Avocados are dark and bumpy on the outside, and gooey and green on the inside.

I have come to a conclusion:
Avocados aren't fruits, they're fucking miniature Xenomorph eggs.

Somewhere in California they have a genetically-modified pygmy Alien Queen who produces eggs without the facehuggers inside, and fit for human consumption. Imagine if one of these eggs happened to have a facehugger still inside, by a fluke.

Think of this next time you eat guacamole.
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