River Blue (ex_riverblue937) wrote in metaquotes,
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</a></b></a>seidoo_ryuu ponders George W. Bush as a growed-up Ralph Wiggum (from "The Simpsons"). Some examples:

Reporter: "Mr. President, we have all heard the reports of your recent hospital stay. Any words for our viewers on your status?"
Bush: "The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there..."

Reporter: "Mr. President, I'm sure that you have had a very busy time on the campaign trail, and everyone is wondering what your plans are, after the election. My guess is that you'll be getting some much-needed rest, am I correct?"
Bush: "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

Concert announcer: "Aaand, with a flute up his nose...George W. Bush."
Bush: *toot, toot-toot*
Bush, Sr.: "That's some nice flutin', boy."

Read more of them here.
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