Why would anyone religious Mary Sue themselves into the Bible? I mean, I know God is loving and all, but only 2000 years ago he was a vengeful, angry god. Do we REALLY want to push it?
warpedredhead: Alright, just today I was blaring a CD in my car with my mom and we just happened to be stuck in front of a church. She said "Rock n' roll is going to piss Jesus off..." Imagine what Jesus is saying about this Mary Sue. I wouldn't be surprised if he took his cross, smashed it, and beat the author with one of the wooden beams. (note: As we all know, Jesus is actually a very angry man who will beat you down in a second. Fear him, Mary Sue.)
paulaberr: The "Temple Incident" will be nothing compared to this...
warpedredhead: I should just become a total blasphemer and write a modern Jesus fic. With a Mary Sue Magdalene. ...Hey, that's a good idea... *starts writing... gets struck by lightning on the first keystroke...*