And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

My first thought upon reading the title of this fic was "Wasn't that an Anne Heche movie?" My second thought was "Hey, if the title's stolen from an Anne Heche movie, does that mean there will be lesbians?!" At about the time the author was quoting the Sorting Hat's 5th-year song in full, without line breaks, I realized that I was in a completely lesbian-free zone. And trust me, this is a tragedy...a few good, old-fashioned lesbians in complicated Victorian underwear would improve this plot immensely.
-- pottersues

Why would anyone religious Mary Sue themselves into the Bible? I mean, I know God is loving and all, but only 2000 years ago he was a vengeful, angry god. Do we REALLY want to push it?
-- cutedestruction

warpedredhead: Alright, just today I was blaring a CD in my car with my mom and we just happened to be stuck in front of a church. She said "Rock n' roll is going to piss Jesus off..." Imagine what Jesus is saying about this Mary Sue. I wouldn't be surprised if he took his cross, smashed it, and beat the author with one of the wooden beams. (note: As we all know, Jesus is actually a very angry man who will beat you down in a second. Fear him, Mary Sue.)
paulaberr: The "Temple Incident" will be nothing compared to this...
warpedredhead: I should just become a total blasphemer and write a modern Jesus fic. With a Mary Sue Magdalene. ...Hey, that's a good idea... *starts writing... gets struck by lightning on the first keystroke...*
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