I . . . think I'll just go read fanfic instead. Yeah.
Comment-chat of selfsame post:
afrai: 'S mostly the thought of having to set up filters and sort people into them that made me blanch.
sheridankm: Aren't the bodyguards supposed to do that sort of thing?
afrai: I get bodyguards? Hey, why didn't anybody tell me I get to have bodyguards?
sheridankm: Didn't you know? They must be very well trained, then, if you don't even notice them. All BNFs get bodyguards. That's one of the signs, they say.
afrai: Probably my bodyguards are very, very small.