kellibunny Okay who pissed off the Volcanio gods?
thunderslug The 'virgin' we tossed in was apparently a liar. Gave great head, though...
lonnerz thats what you get for picking the 'virgin' on irc ;)
monsterdog There ain't enough virgins left...damn kids today.
At the rate we're going, we're gonna have to start pouring olive oil into the volcanoes as a substitute.