Jostein [is] playing Paris in the play. He does the gayest Paris I've ever seen, and it's Brilliance. Him and Sofie (from grade 12 as well) came over to us after most people had wandered off, him holding her around the waist.
Me (whispering to Tuna): ...Okay, so I take back what I said about him being gay. Sofie: Hi! Jostein: We're trying to start an organization: Let the Gay Men Have Girlfriends! Me (again whispering to Tuna): Aaaand my gaydar's working again.