Amanda Sharpe (amandathegreat) wrote in metaquotes,
Amanda Sharpe

The ever-quotable theferrett, on this Magic card:

But why does the snake have huge hooters?

I mean, snakes aren't mammals. They don't breastfeed as far as I can tell. What is the organic purpose of those gigantic funbags?

My theory: They're giant venom sacs. Oh, she doesn't spit venom, but she kills a lot of men anyway, specifically dumb mammals: "Oh yes. You're totally turning me on, you big competitor for food you. But you know what really gets me hot? When someone sucks on my nipples."
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