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Kerry Campaign: Hear Ye!

From missandrony:

I have decided EXACTLY what the Kerry campaign needs to reenergize his campaign in these final, crucial weeks leading up to the election. He must fire ALL of his campaign advisors and instead hire a pack of 13-year-old girls, preferably from the "in" crowd. Because really, who slings mud better than middle school girls? Within a week, everyone in the country would be talking about how OMG Bush made out with, like, 8 members of his cabinet, and that Cheney's manboobs are totally, like, stuffed, because the press would lick it all off a spoon and beg for more.

And if the occasional lapse into teeniespeak occurs, well, he'll just look like he's reaching out to the younger future vote.
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