drench yourself in sequins & party til it hurts (thieving_gypsy) wrote in metaquotes,
drench yourself in sequins & party til it hurts
thieving_gypsy
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Here lies The summary of (nearly) every Snarry scenario ever written!

By the incomparable sociofemme:

One
Harry: God, I hate Potions class. Snape is so awful. But hot.
Snape: Come here, little boy.
Harry: What?
Snape: You heard me.
*UNF UNF UNF*

Two
Harry: God, I love Potions class. Snape is so hot.
Snape: What?
Harry: Yeah baby. You heard me.
*UNF UNF UNF*

Three
Dumbledore: Harry, spend more time in the dungeons for extra lessons. Snape, teach Harry Occlumency.
Harry: Why?
Dumbledore: I can't be arsed to come up with a plausible reason. Just do it, kay?
Harry: Fine!
Snape: Fine!
*UNF UNF UNF*
Optional:
Harry: *kills Voldemort*


Continued here. Run, don't walk.
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