Mr. Keedy (hurm) wrote in metaquotes,
Mr. Keedy
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Mmmm...Death Salsa.

"Nathan's Jolly Rodger Death Salsa from Beyond the Moon

Today, we made salsa with tomatoes from our garden. I commandeered a sub-batch of it and... modified it. There is now a container in my fridge bearing a skull and crossbones device, along with the label, "DEATH SALSA".

I would describe the taste of it as something along the lines of orally giving birth to a screaming alien child made primarily of hydrochloric acid, with just a hint of lemon."

-yfel
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