It is just lovely how you lot update your LJs about 5 times in 20 minutes to inform the world about the progress of the fungi growth in your sink while I am asleep, and now that I am awake, everyone decides spamming is Beneath Them so I end up having to resort to /friendsfriends to make my eyes bleed. Why do you hate me so.
oneangrykate on the Fourth of July:
I'm not exactly the most patriotic of people, but you have got to love a holiday where the main festivity is blowing shit up.
annlarimer, also on the Fourth of July:
Happy Independence Day to all of you in the U.S. Please remember that firecrackers are not to be applied orally or anally.
To those in the rest of the world: We're really sorry. We didn't elect him, either.