V (vvvexation) wrote in metaquotes,
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At the current rate of progress, 75% of the world should be overcome with cuteness by the end of 2005. At this time, the President of the Baaaaaby Animal Council (currently an adorable little turtle named Stanley) will declare that baaaaaaaby animals rule the earth, and they will rise up and enslave the human beings of the world. They will be cruel and merciless taskmasters, forcing us to work in the kibble mines or just eating us on a whim (or, god forbid, just toying with us until we die, then burying us under the porch). Fear not, however, for we won't mind this torturous labor because wookit the widdle nose!

--joeyhemlock laments the eventual fate of the human race in baaaaabyanimals
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