Well, it would probably go a little something like this.
Me: MEEP! It's Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo!
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: Hi, nice to meet you.
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: Uhh... thanks?
Me: I'm.. I... Unnngh...
Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo: [to his security] Is she having an orgasm?
Me: [launches self at Orli/Hugh/Johnny/Viggo and humps]
Posted by my friend, eiluned. *grins*