Earlier we were watching The Dreamers, and I decided to make s'mores.
Well, it was a really gritty, sexual, part of the movie, and my s'more is cooking, and we smell smoke. Well, I'd burnt the hell out of it.
Now, it's well known in our building that the slightest thing sets off the smoke detectors. So we threw open the door and window, and were fanning like crazy. I was paranoid that the alarm would go off and we'd have to evacuate, so I started screaming, and I quote:
TURN OFF THE PORN! TURN OFF THE PORN!
Our neighbors must love us.