pretty_fish: If you aren't lusting after my journal, you suck.
apocalypsos: *user pounces on pretty_fish's journal and gleefully rogers it in the center of Times Square during New Year's Eve under a massive spotlight* How's that? Does your LJ want a cigarette? ;)
pretty_fish: My LJ wants a fucking cigar.
apocalypsos: Ask Bill Clinton. I'm pretty sure those are his brand.