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Sock puppet Shakespeare.

madbard comments on a locked post from eilonwy (posted with permission)

Sock Puppet 1: We are glad you asked.
Sock Puppet 2: The theatre is our passion.
Sock Puppet 1: That is right. And our directing technique is reknowned throughout the land.
Sock Puppet 2: We will stage a little demonstration. Let us say my colleague is playing Macbeth. Start acting.
Sock Puppet 1: Is this a dagger I see before me?
Sock Puppet 2: Now I will direct. First, not so stiff.
Sock Puppet 1: Okay. Is this a dagger I see before me? Or what?
Sock Puppet 2: No, no, no. With motivation. You need motivation. Make the audience, believe.
Sock Puppet 1: Is this a dagger I see before me? Because I could really use a dagger.
Sock Puppet 2: Mmmm... I'm not feeling the Scotsman. Could you put "Mc" before every syllable?
Sock Puppet 1: That would sound stupid.
Sock Puppet 2: Excuse me, but who is the director here? We need authenticity.
Sock Puppet 1: Then maybe you shouldn't have added a car chase to MacBeth.
Sock Puppet 2: Don't critique my vision! Since you can't act Scotish, put the dagger in your mouth so nobody will be able to hear your lousy acting.
Sock Puppet 1: Mmmhmp hmpmmph mphmddger mhgpmhp mmph?
Sock Puppet 2: What?
Sock Puppet 1: MHhmpm mphmm pmhmmh -
Sock Puppet 2: What are you saying?
Sock Puppet 1: I SAID I CAN'T ACT WITH A STUPID DAGGER IN MY MOUTH!
Sock Puppet 2: You can't act ANYWAY. You're not even union.
Sock Puppet 1: And now I shall demonstrate the true meaning of the word "cut".
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