And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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SUBJECT: I am never listening to you people again.

So last night I stuck a clove of garlic up my snatch. I even smashed it to get the juices to seep out more properly.

Two seconds later, I was in the worst pain of my life. I screamed. I shouted. The dogs panicked. I slung a leg up into the sink and started cupping water into my beaver. Oh my god, dude. Why? What was I thinking? If this is the cure for yeast infections, I'll take the yeast infection any damn day.

-- littledevi

EDIT: The original wasn't behind an LJ-CUT! I'm being kind to you guys! Really!
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