megsjedi (megsjedi) wrote in metaquotes,
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(this is from my journal, I like giving my friends something to chuckle about)

from DUH!

When Israel's Queen Jezabel decided to throw herself out a tower window, she first put on makeup so she wouldn't leave an ugly corpse. Apparently, it didn't occur to the queen what would happen to her carefully made-up face when she hit the ground.
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