"I think I'm starting to deeply resent the Harry Potter. I ranted about this on the phone with a friend last night, and she sympathized, while still being a HP fan. She did say, though, that OotP was kind of pissing her off, especially Harry's pissy sullenness and self-absorption. The next book, she said, needs to have swearing. I said, if things keep going as they appear to have been from what I've read around LJ, the next book will probably feature Harry having lots of degrading sex and Hermione descending into some kind of half-assed drug addiction metaphor.
"And then, eventually, Ron loses an eye."