"I found a site once where they claimed to teach Feng Shui martial arts. Presumably they come into your house, rearrange all your furniture and give you bad luck."
"I swear, the computer is moving so slow right now, I just saw an Apple IIe crawl past me."
"Dear Bristol-Meyers (Squibb),
Thank you for making Excedrine Migrane. I love you forever and ever, even if you do make Eastwood smell funny sometimes.
Much love and adoration,
So, how'd I do? ;)