Rossi (deathpixie) wrote in metaquotes,
Rossi
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Making my presence felt...

I've been reading this community for a while - it provides needed giggles at work - and had three I wanted to share with you.

From acetal

"I found a site once where they claimed to teach Feng Shui martial arts. Presumably they come into your house, rearrange all your furniture and give you bad luck."

From moobie

"I swear, the computer is moving so slow right now, I just saw an Apple IIe crawl past me."

From wgsarah

"Dear Bristol-Meyers (Squibb),

Thank you for making Excedrine Migrane. I love you forever and ever, even if you do make Eastwood smell funny sometimes.

Much love and adoration,

Sarah"


So, how'd I do? ;)
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