Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote in metaquotes,
Mel Hynes

It should come with a flowchart to keep track...

crevette posts a hilarious review of one of the worst books ever to come out of self publishing:

Yes, Alaric is a vampire. And he shapeshifts into a wolf. Alaric is also an Elf. It also turns out that Elves are aliens from the planet Telvron, where there are also sentient trees and unicorns. And he's telepathic too, because he talks to his brother Marti'el that way. So that makes Alaric an alien vampire werewolf psychic writer. Got that? Good. That way you won't get confuzzled when he becomes a pirate.

The entire quote-worthy post is here.
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