"I must start taking photographs. Raquel made the mistake of giving her camera to me for 30 minutes. I'm a natural.
'Ok Matt, you're looking to your left. Now, pretend you're looking at Ralph Nader. That's right, he's filling you with hippie tree-hugger propaganda, and you're angry! That's it, work with me baby...no, you don't wanna vote green, god dammit! There we go! Hold that, don't stop! Perfect!'"