You mean it's NOT REAL!?!?
what the hell have I been doing with me life all this time??
Cthulhu won't be welcoming me with open arms during the end times?? I won't grow tentacles and devour people??
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS FAKE!! YOU PEOPLE JUST AREN'T TRUE BELIEVERS AND CTHULHU WILL EAT YOU WHEN HE RISES!!