the sound of empires toppling (jacinthsong) wrote in metaquotes,
the sound of empires toppling
jacinthsong
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HUGE...tracts of land.

alpheratz is currently reading a pulp sequel to Pride and Prejudice, and has put up a five-minute version here:

THE WEDDING NIGHT

THE PORN: *is cheesy and boring*
AUTHOR: I am happy on every occasion to offer those little delicate euphemisms which are always acceptable to ladies.
READER: Funny, I didn’t know that the Netherlands belonged to Mr Darcy.


MEANWHILE

FRENCH AND LATIN WORDS: *are horribly abused*
THE WORD "COMPLEATLY": *lures the word "completely" into a dark alley and hits it over the head with a heavy rock*
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