Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote in metaquotes,
Azure Jane Lunatic
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Junebugs don't burn. Seriously.

ldymusyc related the tale of how somehow the Junebug got inside. Finally, it was trapped.
I smacked that bugger with a shoe, shoved it on to a piece of paper. Then I carried it into the kitchen, turned on a burner, and set the bastard on fire. You know what I learned from this?

JUNEBUGS DON'T BURN.

Oh, no. No they don't. They just sit there in the flames. Damned little hard-shelled things. I had to scrape it out of the fire with a spoon, dump it in a glass of water, and carry it outside to toss into the street, gibbering the whole way.
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