harmonyfb (harmonyfb) wrote in metaquotes,
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"God's Own Party"

janesy wishes God would drop in on the RNC:

"Listen up, a-holes," God intones. "Nobody's got a direct line to a good time. None of you know what I'm thinking, none of you know what I'm doing, and certainly you bungmonkeys have no idea who I like and don't like, approve of and disapprove of. Judging by the amount of charred decor around here, I think it's safe to say you've made me a little bit testy. So quit claiming yourself to have My ear, or else get used to hearing 'President Michael Moore', GOT IT???"

---janesy
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