Novel deVice (noveldevice) wrote in metaquotes,
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From the ever-witty rmoorman, here:

Capitol Complex, the people who maintain all the state office buildings, including the State Capitol, have announced a "water closet retrofit" for our building.

I can hardly wait! Large ceramic bowls painted with swans and flowers! Enormous square cisterns mounted near the ceiling with thick brass pull-chains! And, I hope, sufficient wall-hooks that I might doff my derby and waist-coat before entering the facility.
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