R (sinister_beauty) wrote in metaquotes,

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antiquitea speaks upon the absurdity of some of the recent Olympics!fic porn:

Phelps: i can't sleep, i'm going to go to the olympic pool which is guarded but SWAT teams but they're not there for some reason. hey, is that ian thorpe? oh yes it is! how odd that we be in the non-guarded pool at the same time. what's that, ian? let's make suggestive and lewd comments about each other's swim wear? sure! oh! i have a better idea! how about you fuck me up against the wall of the pool? yeah, that's really hot. the IOC will be scratching their heads about this one!
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