From thatfatboy's post. Locked, but given permission.
In other news, there is a tropical depression outside. I was thinking maybe I should go outside and toss some Zoloft in the air to make it go away (would it turn this place into Jamacia? JAMACIA ME CRAZY!). I have not decided when I want to go to work today, but I should make a decision soon. There are wrecks up and down I-40 already, and I am allergic to dieing by someone else's inability to drive in rain.