sabine (sabine791110) wrote in metaquotes,

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heheh...the USOC's gymnast death squad

Pulled, with permission, from the ever-entertaining tom_kiper in this entry.

Vaguely picturing the men's all-around bloodbath. I've got an individual gold medal in ass-kicking, wanna demonstration? Of course the USOC's gymnast death squads will be backed up by their rhythmic brethen, who combine the legendary agility of the ninja with mastery of deadly apparatus. Metal clubs, ribbons lined with piano wire, balls packed with explosive (assuming they're not simply hollow and full of guns), the works.
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